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Kitty62's Top Ten Reasons
Why I Won't Publish Fran's Top Ten List

Meet my good friend Fran -- pro wrestling enthusiast, former member of local punk band The Heathens, carnal connoisseur, artist, and all around great person. He sent me a list that, well, frankly, it made me squirm, and not in a good way. So, after some careful soul-searching I decided not to publish the list, and here's why.
  1. It's Too Personal
    I'm going to respect Fran's privacy, even if he doesn't.

  2. It Embarrasses Me
    Believe it or not, I blush easily.

  3. Members of My Family Sometimes Visit This Site
    And, mama mia, I don't want to be answering the phone after they see that list.

  4. My Coworkers Sometimes Visit This Site
    People think I'm weird enough there already.

  5. I'm a Big Wimp
    Really, I am. Ask anybody.

  6. It's Dangerous
    Some of the activities on the list seem too risky to me. Fran's my friend. I don't want anything bad to happen to him.

  7. My Service Provider
    He might not like it. And if I'm in a situation where he gives me an ultimatum, I would have to stand up for Fran, and everyone would lose.

  8. See, I Told You I Was A Wimp
    It's true. Everyone knows it.

  9. I Am a Model of Propriety
    You better fucking believe I am.

  10. It's My Site
    And you're not the boss of me.
 
 fran

"Gee, Kitty, you really are a wimp," you say. "Give it to me. Give it to me NOW."

If you would like a copy of the list, e-mail Fran privately at spoojj@pobox.com. But don't blame me.